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The 44th and current president of the United States, Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. He was a civil rights lawyer before pursuing a political career, first as Illinois State Senator, and later as the first African-American president of the United States. President Obama continues to enact policy changes in response to the issues of health care and economic crisis.

ChesterJester is the only candidate with the experience to understand what Americans want, what they need, and how to implement it. He has watched “Dave” over 10,000 times. Its one of his favorite movies. Neither Barak Obama or Mitt Romney have even begun to address it.

 

 
 

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President Obama has banned the use of torture, closed secret CIA detention facilities, and reformed military commissions. He directed all executive departments and agencies to ensure the lawful interrogation of detainees, requiring them to comply with the Geneva Convention and U.S. law. Signed and passed the START Treaty with Russia, which will reduce the number of nuclear weapons deployed by Russia and the United States. 

 

 

 

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Obama greatly admires Abraham Lincoln

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Will create a stable global community through the historically proven methods of economic and social oppression, military conquest and occupation, breeding and eugenics programs, and McDonalds. Will continue to ensure stability through out global regions and engender support of American ideals and aims by investing in future peace technologies such as Non-Spontaneous Mutative Genetic Repopulation; forcibly recombining the DNA of threating populations with American DNA and creating American hybrids that will support American infrastructure in their territories.

 

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Chester greatly admires Abraham Lincoln; Vampire Hunter

 
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