Experience Matters

America is suffering a crisis of the soul. From the greatest heights of international leadership we have fallen into a time of social polarization, national self-doubt, loss-of-faith in government leaders and “Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo”. How we judge character, and the potential attributes of those who would lead us, has become more important than ever. America is in the spotlight on the international stage, and where we go from here, and who we choose to lead us into the future, both globally and locally, is the most important choice this generation will face after Fox’s new competition reality show sensation “So You Think You Can Predict The Path of an Electron.”

History has proven that politicians cannot be trusted. Humans are inherently given to Machiavellian machinations. But everyone knows, Evil Jesters pretty much do whatever the f--k they say they are going to f--king do.That’s how they roll. And no one rolls harder than Chester. At this point, why choose the lies of those who pretend to be good, when you can choose the truth of someone who isn’t afraid to be honest about who he is; Honestly evil and quite likely...bat-shit crazy.

ChesterJester is the only candidate with the experience to understand what Americans want, what they need, and how to implement it. He has watched “Dave” over 10,000 times. Neither Barak Obama or Mitt Romney have even begun to address it.